diamond dave yoga


( whispering ):okay, this is called the... when people tee off when they're coming downwith their swing, we're gonna blowthese air horns. ( air horn blares )


diamond dave yoga, ( johnny snickering ) ( snickering ) here she goes again. johnny:no. it's another one?


she still hit itpretty good. ( air horn squeaks ) ( laughing ) what'd i tell you?what'd i tell you? that i'd come over hereand kick your ass. johnny:here, you lostyour club. sorry. didn't i tell youi was going to come over here and kick your assfor that? but... i'm sorry.i got bursitis.


golfer:you got bursitis?yeah. so, that means you gotta playwith a horn? it helps. i'll give you somethingto play with, pal. sorry.it won't happen again. ( chuckles ) oh, fuck!he's teeing off! get down!get down! oh, shit!


get back.get down, get down. watch this!wait. wait.

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