walmart yoga mat

hey, okay right there ready t.j., over here, little orange head, flavorful body what the... what do you want?

walmart yoga mat, i like your style who are...what are you? what is you? yeah, you look like an unemployed civil war general

yeahwell there’s not a lot work for civil war generals right now you look like you’re about to get evicted from your parents' basement oh, really? yeah you look like you’ve recently been evicted from your parents’ orange crate you look like you’re on a cleanse that doesn’t work do you realize that your sunglasses move when you talk? it’s kind of my thing it’s terrifying

you look like your pet turtle is the only one you can lean on for emotional support derek’s a good listener was it difficult to give up your dream of becoming a punk rocker to manage an electronics store in san diego? you look like you were raised in the wild, but your dad wolf worked a lot well yeah, he had to bring home that wolf bacon do you consider fresh squeezed orange juice murder? you look like a toddler who took a growth serum and you are a citrus snowboard instructor you look like an out-of-work magician

it’s a hobby i feel like you peaked in middle school you’re awfully sassy for someone without a torso i think your superpower is breathing heavy that would be a pretty good superpower actually people would know you’re there uh huh now your mother was an orange was your father medical marijuana?

you look like you broke your yoga mat do you even have eyes under there? hey, i got a movie idea for you okay this loser walks into a bar hm okay? it’s called right now ha ha ha ha

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