who invented yoga pants


( music playing ) ( quacks ) ( squawks ) ♪ did you know ducksare necrophiles? ♪ ♪ that's duck science ♪


who invented yoga pants, ♪ they don't have sphincters,dump in piles ♪ ♪ that's why ducksdon't buy pants ♪ ♪ and we have to face this ♪ ♪ male ducks are rapists ♪


♪ duck tales, woo-oo ♪ ♪ scientifically accurate ♪ ♪ crazy pooping birdsshould go to duck jails... ♪ - ( quacks )- ( neighs ) ♪ then there's the wholepool of gold ♪ ♪ scrooge won'twrite a check ♪ ♪ and whetherhe was young or old ♪ ♪ if he dived in,he'd break his neck ♪ ♪ a gold pile looks neat ♪


♪ but is hard as concrete ♪ ♪ d-d-d-danger,a duck's behind you ♪ ♪ boy or girl,a duck will grind you ♪ ♪ also ducksare cannibals, true ♪ ♪ duck tales!woo-oo ♪ ♪ have salmonellaand h5n1 bird flu ♪ ♪ woo-oo! ♪ ♪ duck tales, woo-oo! ♪ ( plane zooming )


♪ last verse ison genitalia ♪ ♪ so stay in your places ♪ ♪ because duckshump so much ♪ ♪ girl ducks havevagina mazes ♪ ♪ to screw around this ♪ ♪ ducks grewa corkscrew phallus ♪ ♪ disgusting, crapping,cannibalistic ♪ ♪ penis in the shapeof a corkscrew ♪ ♪ duck tales! ♪


♪ crazy pooping birdsshould go to ♪ ♪ duck jails. ♪

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