essential hot yoga

hey babe, i've got a surprise for you. me toooo. i brought my… mom! *screams* tom! cover up.

essential hot yoga, mom! what is it? it's a surprise. okay, okay.

open 'em! happy birthday! you installed a stripper pole? uh huh. in our bedroom? for my birthday? and you thought that was a good idea? uh huh... feel the negative energy leaving your body.

open up your coccyx. dude don't touch my coccyx. your lover has a beautiful chakra. when did you show him your chakra? *chanting* oh you are so gettin' knocked up tonight. alright, i don't fully… maybe does this go over the head first? *snap* oh ah!

okay hold on, i can do this. seriously! i got you a puppy! *peeing* to potty train? *loud inhale* ah! *punch* don't you just love this? leaving the door open so we can spend more time together? ugh.

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