girls wearing yoga pants

where do you think you're going dressed likethat?! i'm just going out. you must be out your god damn mind. mira este pendejo, no me se cree este. mira, y si con traje.

girls wearing yoga pants, puneya, tu tambien loco. tu tambien loco. papito. lo siento.

te vas arriba y cambiar tu ropa. a mi no me gusta este mierda. no. not today sugar not today. you know what mom?! i'm sorry you're so closed minded that youcant accept the fact i want to go out like this, this is how i want to express myself. this is how i feel, and this is how i wantto dress. and i want to go out looking like this.

and i'm sorry your little boy wants to dresslike a fabulous queen but you need to get over it. i'm tired of your homophobic closed mindednessmom. i'm sick of it. boy, this has nothing to do with you dressinglike a girl. you look like a hoe, you're wearing to shadesof [bleep] leopard over here and a girdle. what is this called, a waist trainer? are you serious right now? we have got to go upstairs, and find you abetter outfit honey.

if you want to make it happen tonight. oh... okay, well i actually think i look reallycute. you don't like it? i think i look sexy. boy, ain't no son of mine going out lookinglike a two bit whore. come on, let me go help you find an outfitupstairs. alright? alright.

boy, you see how cute this dress look on you. this dress is so fashionable. you're right. black and white is in this season mom. i'm trying to tell you. yaaaas, work it baby. yaaaaas. thank you mommy. you're welcome.

muah, muah. bye mom. bai baby. have fun, you better work it. weeerk. yaaaaasss. bai baby have fuuuuun.... damn. i gotta show this boy how to do his makeup.

oh well, next time.