milf yoga

recently i was talking to a friend who said that she knew "the perfect guy"for me. because all he dates are asians. anna: what?friend: yeah, he totes has yellow fever~! she said it like it was a good thing,which it's not!

milf yoga, men with "yellow fever" look at you andthey only see schoolgirls or sexual geishas. they hide samurai sword collections intheir closet, and they learn how to speak an asianlanguage and only talk to you in that freaking language!

guy(japanese): good morning. are you well? uh..english is my first language. guy(japanese): is that so? i..i would really prefer if we spoke english. cause you know. this is america..you're white..? guy(japanese): ah, but, japanese is sobeautiful, isn't it? okay. (guy bows)anna: stop it. these men, the problem with them..

is that they don't give a fuck about whoyou really are. the idea of you is enough. i don't understand why, why you wouldromantisize an entire race as being submissive or weak or docile or delicateor fragile or whatever the fuck is the allure ofasian women! oh, i'm sorry, but do these guns look like they're very"submissive" to you? no? okay. well how about these?

and yet the exact opposite happens toasian men. they have such a terrible history of beingemasculated. sorry bro. now look, there's nothing wrong with havinga type. having a type, knowing what you like, what you're attracted to,that's fine! but yellow fever.. is when the only prerequisite for me tobecome your potiential partner is the color of my skin? that's cheap. that's offensive. you'rean asshole. go away. pisses me off so much.

men come up and they're like,"all my ex-girlfriends are asian." like what the fuck does that mean to me?that doesn't mean shit to me! that just means you're a racist asshole! you might as well come up to me and belike, "i'm a racist asshole." because then at least i'll be like, "oh,he's honest! that's cool!" oh my god! okay!stay awesome, gotham! i'll see you next week! it's been a crazy week.. oh, just a quick update on the short films. so sorry that i'm behind on my 12 of theyear, the breakup and the move and all

that stuff kinda like, made me fall behind.but i've got two beauty pageant ones coming out. one is a fantasy,post-apocalyptic-y beauty pageant that megan wrote, it's about acontestant who keeps having strange visions. and then i have an intergalacticbeauty pageant, which i wrote, coming out in collaboration withron howard's studio, new form digital. then i'm also working on a puppet one, anda dance one, and i'm just working working working working, keep calm, work hard,work smart, and you can do what-- i had coffee clearly today. yeah! i've been talking for a long time.alright, for real! bye! eugh!

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