my yoga online


miss wicklund: i'm talking abootyour entire generation. generation, "why me?", i call it. you live on your phones.you have no idea how to function like normal peoplein the real world. miss wicklund,this isn't the real world.


my yoga online, this is canada. -oh, it's lulu and lemon.-condescending riot girls. colleen coalition.i would like to invite you both -to my party.-a senior party?


a nenior narty? senior boys only invitesophomore girls to parties -for one thing.-god knows what else, eh? (keyboard clicking) yogi bayer: all you need to handleany situation in life are the warrior one and warrior two positions, girls.master those, and you will master -anyone who gives you s***.-ew. why did your dad text me -like 37 times?-colleen: oh, my god. -he's making us work tonight.-(both screaming)


(school bell ringing) y'all think history is so boring.well, what if i told you during world war two,there were nazis right here in winnipeg under the self-proclaimedcanadian fã¼hrer? -colleen: so, like, canadian hitler?-nein. nein. nein. nein. so much nein, it's almost ten. (both laughing) guy: canadian nazis were the originalowners of your store. -it was the bratzis.-what is a bratzi?


-nein. nein. nein.-it's like a foot-tall nazi, -and it's made of bratwurst.-are you guys tripping on the pot? -(screaming)-guy: i need both of you to help me solve thisquite clear case. (screaming)sorry. destroy everything that threatensanyone or anything that you love. -that's the yoga way.-we can do this. we do tons of stupid stuffwithout adults all the time. on warrior three, we beat the s***out of these bratwurst bitches, okay?


-both: okay.-warrior three! -(screaming)-(squishing) -both: sorry aboot that.-(screaming) both: sorry aboot that. -(screaming)-(microwave beeping) -both: sorry aboot that.-(belching) -nein.-(squishing) -both: sorry aboot that.-(screaming) i'm not even supposed to be here today.(screaming)


(squishing) hello, we're being attackedby little sausage men with concentrated sauerkrautfor blood that look like -adolf hitler.-g** damn yoga hosers. (screaming)-officers: freeze! don't you move, -you yoga hosers.-this is so basic. this is beyond basic.

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