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this is real deep beef from wayback in the past. deeper than i'llput a foot up in the crack of your ass. come on, let's do this. yourlittle pals can witness how vicious this westchester alphabitch is. i'm straight up malicious. a verbal curb stomper. since wewere toddlers, i've studied every

chink in your armor, and betweenyour folks' divorce and that haircut on ya i'm really not sure which one'sthe bigger shondeh. that means "disgrace." i'm translatingfor the goys. our life lines havebeen parallel like corduroys. but no we'll see whose bars willprevail in this beef of two hard-as-nails shebrews from scarsdale! we've got a conflict of interest. i'm about to give levine thebusiness.

spttin' venomous hate -- penetratin' her defenses -- it's a jap battle. a what? a jewish american princess... rap battle. daughters of privilege... spittin' mad flow. find that term offensive?

too bad, yo! oh snap, it's a jap battle rap. look: academically, you couldnever catch me. you were close,but no match scholastically. nohow no way. i put the "o.g" in"5.0 gpa." well speaking of which, areyou ap graded? 'cause these days,you look a bit heavily weighted. and all your book-crackin' don'tmake up for the fact that i'm

strapped with that killer instinctthat you lack. sweetheart, here'swhat you're not understanding: i'm street smart. you mean 'cause you minoredin urban planning? bitch, i knowyou, that tough act's a bluff. so sheket bevaka shut the fuckup! your temper! you lost it! aw! cute!

like you're gonna losethis lawsuit. but here's onecategory where you no rival: blowing frat guys with youra.e. pi-hole! and i banged your hedge-fundmanager fiance! back in collegeover winter holidays. bathroomstall at the matzo ball and honestly? i gotta say: really not hot all. small dick,rotten lay.

this is... a jap battle. bane of my existence... you're an asshole! from golden's bridge... to north castle. wipe you off the map in thisjap battle rap. bunch, you're a curse, you're ablight, we were frenemies at first spite. think your verse is tight?

then you're trippin' like birthright. i'll wipe the mirth right off yourfugly mug and fill you full of slugs like a straight up thug! uh, that word is racist. someoneoughta tell you. like me! i belongto the aclu. spare me. i'm a card-carryingmember.

plus i spent a semesterin kenya, remember? well, i volunteered in ghana. well i guess that makes us equal. well it's settled then: we're both cool with black people. 'cause we're liberals. duh! progressive as hell. though of course i supportisrael.

audra. wait. we share so manytraits. should we shake handsand erase the hate created by our mothers pitting us againsteach other for accolades and grades? we were egged on likeseder plates! nah. in summation, you leftnew york for this fuckin' shtetl.

and now you're like "oh audra,let's settle." you wanna get saltylike the dead sea? word. but call offthis suit, or you're dead c-word.