sweat and soul yoga

- welcome topapard mattress liquidators. how can i help you today? - i need to buy a new bed. - okay.yeah, good, good. you came to the right place.i'll be more than happy to help you with that.uh... what size you need?a full, queen, king? - queen.- queen, oh. we got a big sel--- and just so you know,


it needs to be sturdy. - all right. - shit gets kind of crazyin my room. - oh, okay.[laughs] i got you, brother.[laughs] i got you. well, this posturepedic mattresswe got right here, this is extremely comfortable and, uh...durable.


- do you mind if i try it? - no, not at all.go ahead. i should also mention, there's100% money-back guarantee on-- - yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! who got that good "d"? i got that good "d"! yeah!yeah! no, it's too hard. do you have anything softer?


- um... of course. this--this is one of our, um,natural latex mattresses. it's on sale, too,today, at $1,200. - can i try it? - sure. - who got that good "d"? [grunting] who got that good "d"?i got that good "d"!


[grunts] it seems a little pricey. - okay.no, it's a little pricey. i ain't gonna lie to you. but, uh, no problem.we got other choices. um... this a great memoryfoam mattress, right here. it's a little cheaper, and-- - can i try it out?


- right.right, yeah. i mean, of course,of course you want to try. - you know how it goes. - yeah.oh, yeah. - coming up on them late nights. aye! aye!boom, boom, boom, boom! "yes!si, papi! si, papi! si, papi!" - yeah, man, right.[laughs] yeah, man.um...


sex happens. - yip! yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! oh!oh, here it comes! here it comes!here it comes! hoo-ah! yup, that's the one. i'll take it.- okay, let me ring you up. - [grunting]- aye! aye! aye!


- who got that good "d"?i got that good "d"! [grunting]- aye, papi! [glass breaks]- si, papi! - [grunting]- aye! aye! aye! aye!



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