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laci green: welcome to pants off,a show about sex and relationships! today’s episodeis about oral sex. there’s a lot of hubbubabout oral sex technique. let’s talk about anatomybecause that’s vital here. penises and clitorisesare a lot alike.

yoga pant porn, the main differenceis that clitorises tend to be more sensitive, so whatever you’re doing down there, do it gentlyand consistently.

as for penises, most of the nerveendings are in the tip, so sticking it downto your lungs isn’t necessary, unless, you know, that’s your thing. okay class, that’s yourtwenty second rundown! morgan evans: hey guys,morgan evans here for mtv. today i’m talkingto people about oral sex. mmm. what’s the best advice you’ve ever heardabout going down on somebody? >> take your time.

>> try a few things out,wait til they make noises. >> open wide.>> no hands. >> don’t take “blowjob” literally. don’t breathe on peoplelike that, that’s weird. >> spitters are quitters, dude. >> wash your butt before you do 69. laci: hey everyone! i’m herewith youtuber, comedian, andrew lowe! andrew lowe: hello!laci: thanks for being here! are you down to havea little chat about sexy things?

andrew: oh i’m totally down to have a— always down for a chatabout sexy things. laci: beautiful.what were some of the misconceptions you had about sex growing up? andrew: i feel like everyone’sinitial experiences come from just, like, watching porn. they weren’t always, like, “porn”. it was more like 2 girls 1 cup— laci: oh dear lord.

andrew: cake farts was anotherone of our favorites. laci: what? andrew: all it is issomeone farts on a cake, naked. that’s what i thought sex was. laci: so for a while you were like,“wow, i’m going to need a cake for this.” andrew: yeah, yeah. laci: did you get sex ed in school? andrew: i got, like, “there’s a vagina;there’s a penis.” laci: “that’s how sex works, kids.”andrew: “that’s how it works!”

laci: “pack up, go home.”do you have any advice? andrew: there’s, like,a lot of resources that aren’t cake farts. laci: i have a lot of things to google now,so i appreciate you being here. andrew: it’s alwaysan educational experience. laci: yeah, the world of sex ed:gotta love it. laci: hey everyone! i’m herewith my girl hartbeat from youtube. thanks for being here!hartbeat: what’s going on, girl? long time no see.laci: let’s play a little game.

i’m going to give you some slangfor eating someone out and i want you to tell meif this is real slang that people useor if it’s fake. hartbeat: okay.laci: “clam diving”. hartbeat: real.laci: “kneel at the altar”. hartbeat: real!laci: have you used that before? you’re like, “duh!” [laughs]“eat a peach”. hartbeat: real.laci: “going snorkeling”.

hartbeat: real.laci: fake! hartbeat: it’s fake?laci: you’re like, “it’s real for me!” hartbeat: what?! no, you can totallygo snorkeling up in me! like, what?laci: “eat hair pie”. hartbeat: ew, false?laci: that one’s real. “slurpee-time”. hartbeat: real.laci: that one’s fake. hartbeat: ahhh man, i like thatone better than “hair-time”. laci: you set a recordhere on pants off. hartbeat: yes! go ahead.i want a trophy.

laci: we have dildos.hartbeat: ah. great trophy. laci: —obsessive—>> —shot of vodka— >> —probably isn’t true—>> —make babies and stuff— laci: —i’m interested!