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- don't get too closeto your computer screen or you might get pregnant! - i know that it's almost no fabric. - i know that in highschool, and in middle school, girls wore them above their belt line. - the thing that comes to mind the most is that song by cisco, the thong song. - i think it's gonna feel like my genitals are getting a hug.

- i don't typically likethings near my butthole region. - it's like one wrong move, bang, thong, rips my butthole in half. - look at the back! - i didn't imagine it to be this lacy. - where does this strip go? - whoa. - there's no (beep) support there. - sliding it up.

- hee! - bending over's so weird. - it's like a sling thatcovers one testicle. - there is a piece of stringin between my butt cheeks. and it feels foreign. - see, i don't know what happened, i was, when i got back fromputting them on i was okay, and then i had to adjustand now i made it worse, and i don't know what happened, exactly.

i don't know how to make it better. - i had to use the bathroom one time, and putting the thong back into position was a little unusual. - so i'm peeing, and it'sexceptionally easier to pee with this thong on, becausethere's not much there to it. - i'm surrounded by women whoare laughing at me right now. (laughter) yeah.

- my butt is uncomfortable. - i'm like waddling alittle bit as i walk. - we're walking to chipotle. god, it's like riding up my (beep) crack. and it's hot as (beep) out here. - i'm not used to the way this feels yet. but i have noticed that it'skind of an interesting feeling, knowing i've got a secret. - the amazing thing about the thong is,

i feel remarkably fast in it. - ya'll, it's reallyriding up my (beep) hole. - well, now you know how it feels. - but it doesn't feel that bad. - okay, well. - i kinda like it. - [voiceover] settle down, settle down. - my, my business flopsaround a little bit, but other than that, i feel aerodynamic.

- it's not as comfortableas i was expecting it to be, to be honest. - i feel like i couldwear this to the gym. - every time i go down to do a dead lift, it rides up my butt crack,which is a little unpleasant. - there were roses andthere were thorns to it. there were highs and there were lows. - i never quite got usedto the feeling of fabric running up and down my buttcrack.

- did i feel sexy? of course i did. did i feel ridiculous? of course i did. but it's because i have a penis. - i give ya'll mad props. like, ya'll always havestrings stuck up your (beep). like, that's not somethingi really wanna do every day. but it wasn't as uncomfortableas i thought it would be.