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- a boner feels like there's alittle monster in your pants. - or a big monster. - [woman] what doeshaving a boner feel like? - [short guy] it feelslike you can't focus on anything else except what you need to do to get rid of that boner. - i guess it's like apermanently flexed muscle, just like tight (pausing) it's just tight. - it feels like you couldjust blast through a wall.

- it's like when the beatdrops on a dubstep song, you know it's like, "dong, dong...boom!" hands go up!- yeah, i'm hard! - [woman] how often doyou actually get boners? - [tall guy] you get that,you're asleep, so you have no idea how many boners you'rehaving, probably a hundred. - an after lunch "chubby",do you get those? - just thinking aboutlunch gives me a boner. - six to eight total?

- that feels high. - ten times a day? - you get ten boners a day? i get like, four, if i'm lucky. - you get home after work, you could have five, i could have twenty. - oh, about every ten minutes. - that's alot of boners man, you must be light of head all the time--

- aw, man i can't breathe. - [woman] how do you deal with getting erections while wearing gym shorts? - [voiceover] oh, myhands are in my pockets and i'm also keeping my hands this far away from my thighs as possible. - in school if they'reholding their binders, or their notebook,- yep. backpack, they definitely have a boner.

- have your hands on your lap, like this. - a lot of professional sitting. - take your penis, point ittowards your belly button-- - bend, bring it up--- yep. - flip it up into the waistband-- - boom, you got a solution. - well, you're stillgonna have like, a line. - pull your sweatshirt down a little bit, no one will ever see.

- or, you just own it. - [woman] what are guys thinkingwhen they send dick pics? - i've never sent a dick pic. - now, are we talking,"unsolicited dick pics"? - i have sent a dick pic before. - i think guys are thinking that they'll get pictures back if they send one. i think that some girlsit does turn them on. - wait, is the lighting right?

- yeah, that's true, youwanna get the proper angle. - they want that person on the other end to do something with it. - has that ever worked for anyone? - it works for me actually--- unsolicited dick pics? i'm open to them. - most of the time it's a good reaction. - i would be terrified to send a dick pic. what if i don't have a nice dick?

- maybe it's like low self-esteem, like my penis is disgusting, okay? - but, if somebody'slike, "come on, come on", and you're like, "alright,this could be fun, "i can be sexy too". - i just wanna feel sexy, ithink that's what it's about. - and, they want you to send them back. - [woman] what do you thinkabout to get rid of an erection? - [short guy] tigers,dump trucks, baseball--

- math problems. - errands i have to run. - grandma in the shower,but that's ageist i guess. - grocery shopping. - i think about animals. - like a boulder on somedirt with ants on it. - construction. - and, there's like theold lady dancing around. and like a midget ridinga bike. it relaxes me.

- maybe focus on almost like,choke-holding your boner? - i'm like, "hold your breath,okay you're almost there, keep it longer, keep it longer", and then everything is like-- - [voiceover] haven'thad one yet today, so-- - [voiceover] that's surprising actually. - that i haven't had a boner yet? - yeah. - well, i mean since i've been to work.

- [voiceover] there's nothingcoy about a penis, you know? it's either just there, or it's not. - it's just like, "lookat my pen"...like voom.