funny yoga memes



if you haven't done the first video, ey? don't even think about doing this one,homie, or you'll be hurting. this is cholofit advancewith creeper. the first one we'll get started with eyis quã­bolerobics, ey and for this one we bust outwith the stretchy cords, homie. and this is where your favorite jamcomes on and when you start feeling the beat, ey, whether you're at your homie's barbequeor your prima's quinceaã±era, and then your jam comes on, homie,

both fists up, elbows horizontal, and then you start grooving, ey,you're feeling it, homie. that's my jam, ey. you might see a couple of firme hinasin the distance. tell them, "ey, quã­bole, mi'ja?what's up?" all right, that's what's up, homie. ey, you're a little too excited, ey?calm down. you're grooving, homie. you feel it right herein your tricera tripas, or whatever.

"eighteen with a bullet." ey, â¿sabes quã©? got my fingeron the trigger and i'm gonna pull it, ey? all right, and don't forget to show respectto the og and his ruca right there in the corner, ey? they got towels and water for you,and also a lot of wisdom, ey? look, you can see that fool's auraor whatever is glowing right now. now we're gonna move onto chancla lift, homie. for this one we busted outmy patented weighted chancla, ey?

all right? this is whenyou're wearing chanclas, and you're trying to do too much and you lose a chancla, but you're ableto recover without bending over. all right? for this one you havethe weighted chancla on the ground, point the toe to the chancla,slight lift, okay? put your arms out,gain your balance. now shimmy that chancla, ey? and then lift to the full restaurationof the chancla, homie. and repeat. breathe.

feel that burn, ey? both chanclas aren't completewithout each other, homie. get that chancla back, ey? life's a trip, ey?i didn't expect for cholofit to get this big. but with success, homie,comes a lot of responsibility. you know, i had this one hina comeup to me-- she was fine, homie. and she was trying to geta "one on one session," if you know what i mean, ey?but i had to tell her, i said, "ey, mi'ja, i'm professional now.you know, i can't be doing that."

and long story short,i still did it, ey? but that's neither here nor there, right now i'm just trying to keep it movingand stay focused, homie. all right, for the last workout, ey? we're gonna do "yquã©andole", homie. and that's a meditativeand self-awareness exercise, ey? all right? so you put right footup against the wall. all right? lean back. you notice your homiecoming from the distance, ey?

so you look out at him, inhale, arms up, head nod to your homie, exhale, arms down, ey? now you're in a meditative state, waiting for your homie to arrive, so you can ask him,"ey, fool, what happened to that $23 you owe me from that timewe took the kids to chuck e. cheese's, ey. a lot of times there's negativityin the world, ey?

like when you're down to your last tortilla, and it has mold on it, ey? but you just scrape it off, homie. and that tortilla's still good, ey? don't think you're all bad, ey?just 'cause you got muscles. this is when you earn your statusas that fool that obviously works out. hit it, lulu. to your right,to your right. to your right. to accompany that energy tamaleswith your post workout

i developed my new drink, ey? smart-chata, homie. it's a special mixture of rice and milkthat not only helps with your overall physical well-being, but for your mente tambiã©n, ey? so when you drink this,you think smart things, homie. we even put a little brain on it, so that should tell you right there,you know?