girls trying on yoga pants



why do guys like yoga pants? here's a meme that says: "girls in tight leggings or yoga pants are so sexy" yeah...fit girls who are, ya know, are generally attractive like this girl's wearing yoga pants and you probably don't appreciate it but i think we were all thinking more so this a woman that eats a healthy amount of food, but doesn't overkill it "yoga pants: it's like the miracle bra for asses" that's not true

as i understand, the miracle bra makes your body more of an illusion than authentic meanwhile yoga pants, often just perfectly outline what's already there mind you, it doesn't even necessarily take being fat as here we see someone who looks very good in a yoga-type pants but here we see a girl who's not necessarily fat, but instead, just doesn't understand what type of clothing works well for her let's have a "how well do you know onision" test what am i going to comment on in this picture? i'll give you a second, think about it... those fucking heels!

you look like a bunch of confused-ass deer *mocking girl voice* "it really complements my ass" number 1 says: "yoga pants give it a nice lift" no they don't my butt isn't pulled up by yoga pants it also apparently "supports the perfect shape" we already proved with certain people, this doesn't apply "they show off two of her most important assets" oh, the legs and butt? yeah ok

i myself, am not a leg-guy if anything, i'm a face-guy. i love people's faces "they can make a girl's rear look great" i like how you said "can", and not "always do" that was a bit more honest this says: "girls who are wearing yoga pants tend to be more pleasant to be around. this probably goes back to the whole being able to breathe thing" i mean that's an interesting theory more comfortable women, tend to be more happy women which is why you don't wear those stupid high heels

another reason guys apparently like yoga pants: is because it's "easy access" to your vagina wow or in the case of closet homosexuals, your butthole "in short, the girl's shape around her waist/hips are shown off so well" "she looks like she's not wearing anything. we see all the...delicious curviness..." don't say that "as long as she doesn't wear them as pants, wearing them under a long top is best" what are you, fucking gay? you don't wanna see the girl's butt shown off? you are gay

that or you're thinking of a walmart shopper another person that says: "they show off the girl's curves" *mocking voice* and "yoga pants are the push-up bra for your butt!" what do they push up? they simply tightly hug your skin there's no "ass-underwire" but the real reason people like yoga pants (yes women too)? hmm...let me think it's the same reason we would like a skin-tight dress like this

what yoga pants, tights, etc. advertise is literally the shape of your body if you were naked so all we have to do, is in our minds, change the color and we're right there to understanding your female form without any belt-buckles or pockets... or anything else getting in the way of our imaginations so if you want a bunch of guys to get off on your female form, then yoga pants or tights are for you but even if you don't want that, that doesn't mean you don't have a right to wear those pants in fact, you should wear basically, whatever you want just understand, that is what most every heterosexual man is thinking when they look at you wearing yoga pants

that is, assuming you're attractive the translation: yoga pants...one step closer to people understanding what you look like naked but again, that doesn't mean that women should loose their right to wear them just reality *cocking gun noise* boob squeeze ;)