yoga horses



- [voiceover] this is the story of the seven girls that i've dated. this is you. okay, well,actually this is me. but imagine that it'syou. i am you. get it? okay, cool. let's move on. it all started with monday. like always, monday hitsyou like a stack of bricks. huge was an understatementfor her personality. you probably dated her earlyon, like maybe high school.

ultimately, she tried to fix you. she was too focused on the future. - have you submitted yourcollege applications yet? what are your career goals? i wanna get married after college! - [voiceover] and then you met her. uh, her name is blanking on me. let's just move on. (talking in background)

after that girl, youdecided to try to mix it up. you pretended to like slampoetry and vegan bacon. this is wednesday. wednesday gives youthe urge to start anew, but at the end of the day,what is she talking about? - that tree is no longer. because of you. - [voiceover] you willnever understand poetry. next came thursday. she got you back on track.

yeah, thursday was pretty and fun, but it felt like a filler. you had things you loved about her, sure, but it felt like a routine. it always felt like you werewaiting for something else. it always felt like you had to work at it. friday was a perfect 10.pretty much the dream. she was a payday. youfelt free with friday. but then, friday got a little crazy.

- round three! - [voiceover] you couldn'tkeep up with friday. it ended with tears and vomit. gross. after you recovered fromfriday, you met saturday. aren't we all just racingthrough monday to friday in hopes that we canfinally meet saturday? saturday was fun and exciting. she was different than anyother girl you've been with. you fell in love with saturday.

(background talking and music) but sometimes, saturdaysdon't always work out. you have plans, and hopes for saturday but at the end of the dayyou look back and realize maybe saturday was a little disappointing. maybe saturday wasn't everythingthat you wanted it to be. saturday broke your heart. and that happens, but i promise for every saturday you face,there will be a sunday.

you know when you meet someone and then suddenly everything makes sense? that's sunday. you can be yourself around sunday. sundays help your reflect and be thankful for the journey you've been on. with sunday, things are just easy. sundays are peaceful. sundays help you become a better person.

i think everyone could use a sunday. maybe things didn't work outwith all the other girls, but you wouldn't change that for anything. the path to love is a journey and sometimes it can suck. but it helps to becomethe person you are today. ohh, tuesday! how did i forget abouttuesday? your name's tuesday! well, tuesdays aren't that memorable.