yoga in thong



*cheery, upbeat music plays* *laughing* it's not the first time i've had these thrown at me. gilligan & o'malley bikini... hmm. it's pretty stretchy. i don't know if that's a good thing. maybe it's a bikini brief. is that what you call this? bikini panties. this isn't actually a bikini. this is just underwear-- it's just the cut. this thing has like a pocket inside. are you guys hiding like money in here? it feels fancy. $10?

probably $22.99? $40? *tambourine ring* *cheery, upbeat music* the lacie by victoria secret. things just got a little bit more exciting. well these are a hoot. these aren't worn, are they? i think this is worn on special occasions-- maybe valentine's day. all these decorative hearts around here.

it feels like this is a sorority girl. this is a college student. and the fabric--there's not that much of it. is it cute? do we think this is cute? i bet this costs like $20? $35? no panty lines brief. this is quite utilitarian. this is practically a tank top. these are straight up granny panties.

this is honestly not that unlike something that i might wear. this is like the kind of thing you would try to drown rats in. i think you might wear this if you've given up on life. these probably come in a pack. i'd imagine these were about $12? like $15-$20? fashion enhancers. little chicken cutlets here. i don't know... if i like that feeling very much.

ooo! these are a little stinky. not even the fact that their supposed to be boobs. they are immensely fun to play with. ok. oh! this is really weird. you can reuse these so i feel like it's like an investment. $35 for this? $45? this is the c-string thong. i don't really understand how it stays up. i imagine there's a lot of clenching involved.

i-i don't see that this is very practical at all. you couldn't be less protected from the elements. you might as well just be naked. why are you even wearing this? i don't know. maybe it's a european thing? this would go like this? and i guess the back part would be nuzzled sort of in my ass crack? it probably costs a lot, right? i'm guessing-- i'm gonna say $45? $60? i know a little bit about underwear. *cheery, upbeat music*

"and naturally molded to fit the shape of your breasts." i feel that happening now.