yoga jokes



two guys walk into a bar, but the third one is a duck... [sigh] [sound of door knocking] joke! what? it was a knock knock joke! get it? knock knock... joke? [d-trix holds in laughter]

that was terrible. oh... you think you could do better? uhhh... yeah? ok, go ahead. wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? sure. joke joke, joooooooooke! that's a pretty deep joke. almost as deep as this one.

[in a deep voice] jooooke. jooo~ oh, i'm sorry, i was only half joking. joooke!... blonde joke. jokuru!... asian joke. [dramatic music]this is really getting sirius now! are you serious? black jokes? that's the one type of joke i can't stand. [music stops]

[music resumes]why, you can't handle it? oh, i can! well then stop your wine-ning... ...and suck it up! i know your type. you walk around with a chip on your shoulder thinking you're punnier than everyone else! well, guess what? i got news for you, buddy: you're knot

. you shut up. you think this is going to be a piece of cake, don't you? like a walk in the park. [snap][music stops] well, i've got a few aces up my sleeve. [different dramatic music]so do i. well then, let's stop beating around the bush, and cut to the chase.

[music cuts off] wait! stop. this is pointless you're right. this is pointless! wait... why are we doing this again? i don't know, i'm still drawing a blank!

i know, it got so purse-onal! siriously! you wanna just call a truce? shake on it? fine. aaahhhh!!! ohhh, thank god that's over. seriously, i'm so tired of doing that! wasn't even funny anymore!

it never was! you wanna just go grab a drink or something? sure, there's like a bar 5 minutes away. alright. [gasps dramatically] i got it! got what? the best joke ever! it's a knock knock joke!

oh my gosh! seriously, again, ryan? whoa, wait, just... just hear me out, just hear me out, alright? these two guys, walk into a bar, and— [knock] [knock] [grunts] you get it? knock knock,

'cause they both walked into the bar— [irritated] i get it! teehee