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 i'm pam radar and today we're going tolook at the perfect pose to help alleviate milddepression and fatigue, gonna take sarah into dolphinand plank series let's have you bring your elbows to the mat sarah and interlace your hands together and then allow your head to drop, sarah's gonna turn her toes under and lift her knees to the sky creating aninverted v-shaped it is the inversion that is thought torelease our natural serotonin and reduce stress levels in the bodyfrom here we'll move to plank pose so simply shifting your weightforward, shoulders over elbows option to drop the knees to the floor until youbuild the core strength to maintain this this increases the heart rate whichreduces the body's natural stress response from here come back to your dolphin and repeat this series six to ten times, this is the perfectpoems help alleviate mild depression and fatigue

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 cobbler's pose works in the hip and lowerback. it decreases tension, stress, improves energy and blood circulation to the ovaries. we'll begin by bringing the soles of the feettogether, let the heels touch. gently holding on to the toes, rooting down through the pelvis,and you may feel difficult to bring the knees towards the ground. in that case, you canput a bolster or a block underneath to support hot asana yoga, the knees. inhale, lengthen the spine lifting nice andtall and as you exhale, start to release forward. bending from the tip and relaxing. each time you exhale, slowing moving deeper.coming into the posture just as much as you can and then holding there for ten breaths.inhale slowly coming up and relax. and back to the beginning.

 like performing your one-woman show duringyour annual performance review… trying something in a tough environment can be… surprisinglyrewarding. hot yoga takes the normal benefits of yogaand dials them—and the temperature—up past 100. rooms are heated into the triple digits. and the humidity is turned up too. so when you first walk in, it feels like youjust walked into the yawnstream of a dragon. even regulars find hot yoga challenging. so as a beginner, don’t be surprised ifthe heat makes it hard for you to listen to your instructor. showing up 10 to 15 minutes early can helpyour body (and mind) get used to the heat. it also helps to hydrate throughout the dayleading up to your session. that’s because you can lose up to 5 poundsof water weight in one class. once you adjust a little to the swelteringenvironment, the benefits start to blossom. hot yoga helps to loosen muscles, boost bloodflow,and incinerate calories. your second class is often less dauntingsince you know w...

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 hey, guys. welcome to yoga with adriene onadriene's travel edition. i just got out of the car, a long road trip withmy boyfriend. and we are in beautiful seattle now. i think we're at colmanpark. we just landed at our airbnb, which is just gorgeous. and the weatheris beautiful, and another perfect day. my ass is so sore. i don't know if it's thehiking or i don't know what. never mind. my ass is sore, my glutes aresore. we've been in the car for a long time. i think it's from our mount rainierhike. so, i'm just going to do a quick little wake up call for my tired,weary travel body -- not that i'm complaining. but just a quick stretchfor the glutes, so hop on the mat okay, so we're going to start in mountainpose. inhale, palms up to the sky. exhale, palms to your heart. i'm movingkind of fast here, but you can move nice and slow, slowly lifting up yourright leg and crossing your right ankle over the left thigh. then, gentlyfolding forward, ni...

 return of summer warmth in the middle of october. with plenty of sunshine and unseasonably warm temps today's the day people are taking off their jackets or simply leaving them at home. we've left our rainy weather stuff at home and we're headed into the park. we have a small child who's very happy. he can run around central park. three locations are likely to tie records today, islip, bridgeport, and laguardia. with forecast highs of 76, 79 and 80 degrees respectively, if they reach those temps, they'll tie decades old records. in central park, the record for today is a steamy 90 degrees, and we won't come close to that, but it will still be plenty warm. the forecast high of 78 degrees is the normal temperature for june 12th. that just means that i can wear my shorts. i can relax a little bit. maybe i'm going to break a sweat on my ride but that's all right. i think it's absolutely fabulous. it's a gorgeous fall day. i hope that we'll have...

 college. a local yoga studio wants to help keep your kids center's . morgan is live at positive high school yoga pants, practice in sacramento with new classes for tents teenagers. reporter: hello, there. yes, it is positive practice and it is teen yoga. that is what they have at least here at positive practice and it is so cheap. only five dollars for the teenagers and every first of the month, it is actually free. so this is really cool because you don't see a lot of teen yoga around a lot of places. a lot of people feel intimidated. karlie is one of the many people practicing and teaching the teens yoga. we are talking about it earlier. teens and yoga. what are some misconceptions for people in yoga? one thing i hear a lot is that you have to be flexible to you do yoga and it's kind of like saying, why would it start running. why would i run if i was already in good shape or i'm not strong enough. i can't lift weights. why would you lift weights if you are alre...

 teeki is a new up-and-coming brand designedand manufactured out of california. teeki began as a tiny business making bikinis forthe sun and surf lifestyle of southern california. recently they expanded their brand into makingthe stunning hot yoga pants in funky colorful prints and designs. teeki not only looks cool, but they use aneco-friendly process to turn recycled pastic high rise yoga leggings, waterbottles into their fabric. each teekihot pant is made from 80% recycled plastic waterbottles. that 25 water bottles that gointo each yoga legging. the prints are inspired from the natural scenescapes around the world.they are lightweight- breathable and perfect for extreme sweat-induced workouts. teeki fits like a second skin yet is veryflattering with eye catching prints and slimming seamlines. the waistband can be folded overfor a low rise fit or worn flat for high-rise. they never use elastic in the waistbands soyou don't need to worry about chafing or muffin tops. four way st...

 the liquid balance mat improved my confidence in my practice because i feel like instead of sliding around on the mat and feeling like i have to really find my position because i'm gripping into the mat or getting a towel or moving around because i'm trying to overcome the slipperiness on the mat, instead it's keeping me right in place so i feel confident in my practice and i feel like i'm building the right muscle. i absolutely recommend this mat to anybody that practices yoga. it's good for somebody that's new, that's not quite confident in their practice to start building the stability underneath them instead of learning how to adjust themselves to the mat. the mat feels like a soft pillow with perfect foundation. it has a really great consistency in a kind of challenges my practice without changing it. uh also the grip is phenomenal and when i sweat, there's no worrying about me stepping on a little puddle and slipping. it's effortless. i don...

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 so as you hold your virabhadrasana i, heropose, paying attention to all the alignment details, pressing through the rear heel, forwardknee directly above the ankle, knee cap directly above the second toe. reaching up in eithertemple pose or v pose, shoulder blades tripping down the back, chest fully open. open up now,breathe into your heart, feel the courage you have as a spiritual warrior to go forwardin your life, with an open heart, dare to feel everything, dare to be strong, dare tobe courageous. virabhadrasana i, the hero, the warrior. sink down a little deeper, feel the strengthin your legs, flexibility in your hips and shoulders, the openness in your heart. youare a warrior.

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 half moon pose is going to challenge yourbalance, your core strength, and strengthen your legs, were going to start by taking thefront toes and pointing them the opposite direction of the body and, just like warriorone, back foot toes facing the front of the room. the key here is to leave this leg asstraight as you can without bending it as you would in a triangle pose. if you haveyoga block you can stack it here so you don't have to come all the way down to the floor.were going to come up and, release and, hold and, extend that opposite leg out to the sideand, as you build your strength relax and release that front leg slight bending theknee and, look away and, release back foot comes down, back in neutral, and, roll up.obviously, you want to master your triangle pose before you extend on the opposite legin the front into full extension and create that balance challenge of bringing that oppositeleg out to the side. half moon pose intermediate yoga pose.

 lacee: welcome back. it's time for 11 fitness, and kelly whalen, fitness director at the maryland athletic club harbor east, joins us. harbor yoga, good morning. thanks for being here. kelly: thanks for having me. lacee: what are we doing? kelly: you need weight to get a great strength training workout. these are things people probably have not done. we will start with a single weighted squat. one leg forward here you will feel this and this quad. squat as low as you can. lacee: your core must be sold strong and tight for that. kelly: absolutely. lacee: you ever hold weights and do it? kelly: you can. keep them straight down, honestly. that is a full body here. eight to 15 repetitions, listen to your body. and we have sing leg dead less. my leg is bending, but i'm bringing my hips back, my arms straightforward as well. again, core engaged, a lot of balance here. bring your leg back out. do n be ashamed if you have to put your toe down here. you can do that. lace i am focusing...

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 half moon pose is going to challenge yourbalance, your core strength, and strengthen your legs, were going to start by taking thefront toes and pointing them the opposite direction of the body and, just like warriorone, back foot toes facing the front of the room. the key here is to leave this leg asstraight as you can without bending it as you would in a triangle pose. if you haveyoga block you can stack it here so you don't have to come all the way down to the floor.were going to come up and, release and, hold and, extend that opposite leg out to the sideand, as you build your strength relax and release that front leg slight bending theknee and, look away and, release back foot comes down, back in neutral, and, roll up.obviously, you want to master your triangle pose before you extend on the opposite legin the front into full extension and create that balance challenge of bringing that oppositeleg out to the side. half moon pose intermediate yoga pose.

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 in case you don't already know yogapants are these cool tight pants and a lot of women wear fur or exerciseclasses most chicks in yoga pants look really good they come in all kinds ofcool designs and and bright neon colors they're quite literally i can theymagically squeeze in the lower parts of the female body to look like a betterand will fit version than the original by better you mean more attractive yeahi'm into all shapes and sizes so you can be big you can be thin i like it allwhen you hop in those yoga pants it just makes whatever better to say anythingabout the cool colors and i can do you talk about that yes like a min ago iwasn't paying attention yoga pants really that new idea becauseback in the eighties. eighties! what's the eighties yeah i'm from the eighties andthat old they had the same kind of pants it was just really tight i think they'recalled spandex but they had his g string type thing on the outside and pull it upto ram the g string i...

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 while the essential elements of post-workout recovery apply for all athletes, the demands of endurance sports require emphasis on specific areas compared to strength sports. you may remember in sport nutrition 101 where i talked about the value of recovery, talked about hormonal support, immune function support, replenishing glycogen, and reducing inflammation. they're all essential. but when you're an elite athlete, especially in a sport that requires a huge amount of training, it becomes much more important. so i'm going to talk about when the best time to refuel and rebuild is to help repair and speed that recovery process, and that's going to make the difference. muscle glycogen replenishment. glycogen is stored carbohydrate in the muscle. when you exercise, you burn that, so you've got to put it back in after a workout to speed recovery. the best way to do that is drink a liquid form that has a 4:1 carbohydrate-to-protein ratio. if you do that within 20 minut...

 hello my name is scott soller, yoga instructor.i'm here on behalf of expert village. now we're going to put it all together, our standingposes in context with out traditional flowing movements. we'll begin first in table. fromtable, coming into the downward dog. and you want to be here a couple, three breaths. justgetting comfortable and stable. and then, again, if you want, you can inhale the kneesdown, easy exhale. we'll lead with the right foot to begin with, starting with the lowerlunge. and if you'd like, you can press the heel back and give a nice stretch this way.so ask your body what it needs. then with an exhale, go downward dog. inhale, exhale,chaturanga, cobra, into the down dog and we go right to the other side. again, the easyversion, inhale the knees down, exhale the other foot. and this is our next; we'll callthis a standing posture. low lunge or a runner's lunge. lengthening into the crown. reachinginto the back heel. then, exhaling, downwa...

 hello! my name is mela! i'm the founder of relax play yoga and i would like to invite you to join our retreat because we mainly focus on the breath and the breath is a very beautiful beautiful things we are breathing every day and we don't even notice it, so in this retreat, we focus on the breath and you'll learn a lot about the breath we learn how to deepen the breath we learn how to connect to our breath we learn all the benefits the health benefits of the breast something like stress relief because we're living in a stressful life we get contracted many times and we want to get more relaxed in the body and when we relaxed in the body we also relax inside of us we relax in our soul we are more in alignment with who we really are when we connect with us and the breath is this beautiful tool that we can use for example kundalini yoga so i will introduce some kundalini practices if you're a beginner don't worry if you don't know what kundalini yoga is don...

 hi ladies and welcome to our first ever prenatalyoga with adriene program. i have partnered with my very good friend hilah on her pregnancyjourney to bring you what i think is a truly unique and supportive program. this is a greatyoga practice for any mother to be and you don't necessarily have to have a yoga experience.so this is real women, getting down, hunkering down to find a really beautiful supportivespot in each trimester. that said, here's what we have for you. wehave a content video for each trimester. so we have one, two, and three where we actuallyfollow hilah in real time on her yoga and mother-to-be journey. i'm there for all sessions,but in the first one you'll see just me guiding you through first trimester. in the secondone you'll see just hilah on the mat. and in the third one we come together for a morenurturing practice in the third trimester, which i think is really awesome. so in additionto your content videos, you'll also receive three a...

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 marcelle lee: continuing from the last posein the warrior positions, i'm going to open the feet up, wider than the hips. big, nicestance. you want to be balance. you see like a tripod, like a triangle position. reallystrong once again. what makes you even stronger is, tucking the hips under, squeezing abs,squeezing buttocks, shoulders up, shoulders back, shoulders down back, opening the armsup, turning the foot out, reaching, looking at your front fingers. now, from this position,we're going to drop one arm, front palm facing out. reach one arm up. and we're going tostretch, stretch, stretch down. looking up at your fingers, you want to have one armon top of the other arm, and breathe. coming up, straight leg, turning this foot in, droppingthe arms, shoulders up, back, and down back to the other side. opening the arms up, ofyour foot turning out, reaching rib cage, looking at fingers, arm in front palm out.sliding it down, down, down, down. one arm on top of the other, an...

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 we're in sunny san diego today at petco park we're here with yoga 4 hope benefiting city of hope. we're here with true toniqs - we're one of fuller yoga, the selected sponsors of the event and we're just excited to be here promoting health - promoting our organic product and we feel like it goes hand-in-hand with yoga for hope and city for hope and what they do. that's delicious. pretty good - i like the flavor - it's not to overpowering - that's very kind of subtle but you kind of taste the tropical part of it. it's light and refreshing and extremely good. it's really good really good! that is really good. and it's low calories! we like that - thank you very much. city of hope is a comprehensive cancercenter and a biomedical research institute. their focus is finding better treatments and cures for cancer, diabetes and hiv/aids. so city of hope hosts fundraising events around the country and one happens to be yoga for hope taking place i...